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Defining Internet Lingo

The purpose of this page is to help normal people understand the gibberish that comes out of the mouths of the pale, skinny, computer geeks who rule the internet. (Note: This is still under construction. More will be added as we complete the database. But for now, we hope what little we have can aid you to understand our language.)

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